How Goldfish Almost Destroyed Our House
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Moms, you know the drill. You work your buns off: vacuuming, dusting, putting away every toy with about a thousand pieces to it, only to enjoy a clean house for about a moment. Then, you hear it.
“I can have some Goldfish?!”
Dread instantly flows through your veins. Goldfish. Crumbs. Mess. EVERYWHERE.
Can you relate? I know you can. Those dang Goldfish end up everywhere! Despite my best intentions to “keep the snacks in the kitchen”, I end up finding those orange-colored crumbs mashed in the carpet of every single room in my house and littering the corners of my kitchen floor. I’ve had enough.
Off to Walmart I went to find my saving grace. Lucky me, my saving grace is currently on Rollback at Walmart. The original price was $148.88, the rollback price is $129.
Goldfish, you have now met your match. It used to be a bit of a hassle to get the carpeted and non-carpet floors all clean at the same time. Not with the Eureka Suction Seal 2.0.
I could suck up those little gold devils on the carpet and go straight to the kitchen without having to pull out another piece of equipment.
Don’t just take my word for it, watch my satirical take on “Winning the Battle Against the Goldfish” for yourself. It’s hilarious, I promise.
What’s another mother’s nemesis? I say Cheerios. Have any ideas for my next satirical vlog?
