Have yourself a very hipster Christmas

Did you know that there is an actual day for Hipster Christmas? Obviously it’s not December 25th, that’s too predictable. This year’s official Hipster Christmas is December 21st. And I’m here to help you celebrate in the least mainstream way possible.

From left to right, top to bottom
Ugly sweaters are SO overdone.

If you must have a legitimate tree…

Bonus points for listening to it on vinyl.

Real Christmas trees are so predictable.

Whoever can recite the most lines wins.

Ultimate hipsters acknowledge the fact that they are indeed hipsters.

No party is complete without a photo booth. But no mustache props. Too cliche.

Don’t you dare serve the typical Santa Claus, christmas tree, snowflake cookies.

If you choose to imbibe, drink a Lumber Jill.